IT'S NOT
ABOUT LENGTH.
IT'S ABOUT GIRTH.

The only men's basketball league where dad bods are a competitive advantage, ankle braces are mandatory, and every fast break is a relative term.

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NO DUNKING ALLOWED KNEE BRACES ENCOURAGED ICY HOT IS NOT A PED REFS ARE ALWAYS WRONG YOUR WIFE THINKS YOU'RE AT THE GYM CARDIO IS A MYTH 3-POINTER = PERSONALITY WE STRETCH AFTER GAME 1 NO DUNKING ALLOWED KNEE BRACES ENCOURAGED ICY HOT IS NOT A PED REFS ARE ALWAYS WRONG YOUR WIFE THINKS YOU'RE AT THE GYM CARDIO IS A MYTH 3-POINTER = PERSONALITY WE STRETCH AFTER GAME 1

WHAT IS GIRTHBALL?

BUILT DIFFERENT.
MOSTLY AROUND THE MIDDLE.

Girthball is the premier men's recreational basketball league for guys who peaked in high school and refuse to accept it. We run full-court games every week — or at least we try to.

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ALL SKILL LEVELS

From "I played D3" to "I watched Coach Carter twice." We welcome every level of delusion. If you can dribble with one hand, you're overqualified.

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REAL COMPETITION

Exclusive zone defence — man is too tough. 4" vertical... damn he has hops. Shooting from downtown... nah he ain't going to make it!

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POST-GAME CULTURE

Every game ends at the bar. We break down film (phone videos from the bleachers), argue calls, and agree that we "still got it." Beers mandatory. Hydration optional.